Bad Christian LP’s – Suggestive Titles and WTF

What were they thinkin? Maybe it’s my 4th grade sense of humor but some of these seem a tad … suggestive/sexual/rapey. Some are just odd, all are wonderful. I mean “The Afternoon Tea-Baggers”, “Adventures of Uncle Cousin” or the fabulously titled “Don’t Miss the Great Snatch” by Elder Marshall Taylor. Apparently the Lord does move in mysterious ways.

Joy, Joy, Joy  by The Afternoon T-Baggers

Joy, Joy,  by The Afternoon Tea-Baggers

The Gospelaires Trio - Sounds of His Coming

The Gospelaires Trio – Sounds of His Coming

Adventures of Uncle Cousin -

Adventures of Uncle Cousin – Bill Salisbury

Don't Miss the Great Snatch -

Don’t Miss the Great Snatch – Elder Marshall Taylor

Butch Yelton

Butch Yelton & Upbound – Swing That Gospel Axe

He Touched Me  - Greg Kendrick

He Touched Me – Greg Kendrick

The

The Daugherty Sisters – Singing Gospel Favorites

Let Me Touch Him -

Let Me Touch Him – The Ministers Quartet

If I Were a Woman - Ira North

If I Were a Woman – Ira North

Lord Touch Me - Orvel & Orvella

Lord Touch Me – Orvel & Orvella

The Carpenters Tool - Wendy Bagwell & the Sunliters

The Carpenters Tool – Wendy Bagwell & the Sunliters

Do You Want to Touch Me - Johnny Carroll

Do You Want to Touch Me – Johnny Carroll

Something Happened to Daddy

Something Happened to Daddy – David & Rhonda Bean

We Are Being Invaded by Demons -

We Are Being Invaded by Demons – Mahulda Ezra & Pastor Deke Gozinia

The Lords Coming Again - The Amazon Twins

The Lords Coming Again – The Amason Twins

The Feelings That We Feel - The Galileans

The Feelings That We Feel – The Galileans

Don't Pity Me

Don’t Pity Me – Chris Miskelly & Betty Baker

I've Tasted and I Know The Lord is Good -

I’ve Tasted and I Know The Lord is Good – The Rathbuns

Gods Choosen Puppet

Gods Choosen Puppet – Ann Kathaleen Beaty

 

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Posted on November 21, 2015, in LPs and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Sandra Whitehead

    Then there are these:
    Quarts of Love – (Slade Pierce Cometh With)The Holy Milk Men
    The Love of God is Slipping Away – Bill, Mary and Jim Einert
    Make Room for Jesus – Don & Sue
    The Sounds of His Coming – The Smith Trio, also The Lestik Family Singers
    Twill Not Be Long – The Crystalaires
    Until He Comes – Rich Taylor
    It Won’t Be Long! – The Cooper Family Singers
    Sometime, Sometime Soon – Mechtly-Johnson Gospel Team
    He’s Coming! – The McGlothlins
    We Come With Music – The Colonials, also The Lutke Family Singers
    The Touch of God – The Simmons
    Someone Touched Me – The Rebels
    I’ve Had a Touch from the Lord – Doyle Jones
    It Might Have Been Good Not to Touch – Rev. W. L. Jones
    If I Should Touch You – J.J. Worthington
    Lord Lubricate My Jones – Rev. Clarence Henderson
    Lord Split Me Open – Dr. Juanita Bynum
    Lord I’m Not Ashamed (of Loving You) – The Agape Singers
    The Reverend in Rhythm – Father Robert White
    Uncle “D” Talks with Charlie & Sheila
    Mission 16:15: Let Him In
    Close Your Eyes … I Got a Surprise! – Joe Wise
    Sheltered in the Arms of God – Fred Dickens
    When It Pours God Reigns – Palmetto State
    Under the Spout Where the Glory Comes Out –
    Stand Still and See His Glory – The Witmer Trio (all five)
    Firm Believer – Christian Exercise Music
    He’s More Than Enough – Vicki Jamison
    Double Portion (includes Super-Size Me Jesus) – Nancy Harmon
    Bigger ‘n’ Better – The Happy Goodman Family

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